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Stornoway 

A town on the Isle of Lewis, littered with coffin dodgers. Known as gods waiting room; 90% of the population are waiting to pop their cogs...
β€œOh yes, I’ve lived in Stornoway for 99 years, I can’t wait to die”
Stornoway by Tommy Black January 12, 2020

spornosexual 

a new breed of metrosexual, especially into sports, porn, big strategically placed tattoos and fitness of his own body
" is he gay ? "
" no "
" is he metro ? "
" no "
" what is he ? "
" he's a spornosexual "
" oh, so he doesn't suck dick ? "
" only if he's gay and into porn and Armani "
spornosexual by sashica June 13, 2014

Shorn Dog 

A bald, hairless, completely shaved cock and balls.
Rachel loves my shorn dog. She can’t get enough.

Getting a little overgrown down there. Time for a shorn dog.
Shorn Dog by Eaton Holgoode February 16, 2018
slang for "Sport porn." Coined by Out Magazine. Seductive photos of athletes. (Usually modeling underwear.) Favored by gays. Athletes have grown to embrace their gay fans.
Sporno-Calvin Klein ads featuring Freddie Lunjburg. Dolce & Gabana ads featuring Italian soccer players.
sporno by Hannah000 December 19, 2006
Shorodip is a nigga who is smart, kind, caring, badass, handsome, rich, and has a big dick. He likes dicking down bitches from all races and can beat up a nigga who crosses him.
Person 1: I wish I Had the balls to become a real man. I wish I could be like Shorodip.
Shorodip by The Wu Tang Klan June 4, 2018

shonoxium 

Known as the guy who plays β€œroblox” and loses in the streets, also been known to beg Virade to edit his videos for him. Got clipped by lunacyhill a whole 5v1 and lost.
omg you see that kid, such a shonoxium
shonoxium by Mylph March 19, 2021