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three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
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shuffling cards

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse
"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."
by regretrhombus June 28, 2017
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Shufflin

An action that you perform every day; the act of performing a

"shuffle"
Every day I'm shufflin
by A Party Person January 2, 2012
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Every Day I'm shufflin'

Part of the Lyrics to Party Rock Anthem written by the famous LMFAO. Right after this is said starts the awesome shufflin' dance which was danced by the people who were taken over by the shuffling. Awesome people know the dance and can do it pretty well you would be crazy not to not know this dance. Other phrases that go with this would be: "Party Rock!", "Shake That!". You can also see the Kia Soul hamsters use this song in advertising their new lime green Kia Soul.

"Ever since that song came on, everyday they've been shufflin', Monday shuffle, Tuesday shuffle, Everybody in the whole world!"

The Music video shows it all, from dancing people to dancing robots.
"What do you do when your alone?"
"Every Day I'm shufflin'!"
"Oh no! Not you, too!"
by TheKrSc! October 15, 2011
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shoffie

more sugar than coffie
man this coffie is fucking sweet what is it ,shoffie ?
by buba_da_shit December 17, 2009
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Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue
Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah
by Bpier February 14, 2017
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Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer
I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants
by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019
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