Guadalajaran Shoe Shine

Pawn shop blow job

"I didn't have money for my pawn loan so I had to give a Guadalajaran Shoe Shine to my broker."

by MarlaSanger February 13, 2025

Shine the shoe

A dance move where one flicks their ankle in a left to right motion while bending forward towards said ankle, shimmying your shoulders and moving your hands as if you were shining your shoe

Have you seen the way Rach does the "shine the shoe"? She's such a good dancer.

by shinemyshoe January 27, 2018

Shoeshine-fu

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.

The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!

by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

Montana shoeshine

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.

"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"

by 3eyed March 14, 2009

Akron Shoeshine

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!

by FireIslanders August 15, 2006

Reverse shoeshine

Putting your penis in between a girl's ass and moving back and forward. Typically used if a girl's breasts are too small to do a shoeshine.

My girlfriend offered a shoeshine but her tits were too small. She had a nice booty though so I got a reverse shoeshine instead.

by The Firezombie August 20, 2009