biddeford shoe horn

When you pick up a sloppy section 8 pig from the 50's pub; and you use her ebt card as a shoe horn to jam your cock In her ass!

Yo bun you see that fat pig over yonder she had 17.95 left on her ebt card when I used it to Biddeford shoe horn her!

by Wrathofcarl December 30, 2016

Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad February 08, 2012

Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia

1. When two homo sapiens have sexual intercourse on top of a yac. Presumbably in the Saharan Desert. The yac does not have to participate.

"Hey Alvin, we had a great Flying Shoe-Horn of Mongolia, but where did you get the yac?"

by Alvin Dubbs July 11, 2008

two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner February 01, 2017