Sock Block

A variation of the term cock block, which would be used to define the act of one person preventing a man from sexual intercoarse, but in this case preventing a man from masterbating.

Adam: Man, I accidently just walked in on Jerry naked, it was not good.
Steve: Sick man, did he say anything?
Adam: No man he was just holding a sock...
Steve: Haha! You totally just Sock Blocked Jerry Man!

by Wollf April 12, 2010

Stock Block

The act of stocking one's product in another vendor's shelf space.

"The tom's potato chip vendor sent a complaint to upper management because the Frito-Lay guy stock blocked his section again."

by Veridon July 14, 2017

Sock block

Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status

She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!

by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022

On the block shook

One becomes on the block shook when they are unable to successfully function in everyday life. One can also become on the block shook after consuming too much alcohol/drugs.

"ayo, chris just smoked like ten blunts, is he aight?"
"nah he's on the block shook"

by sameyex3 April 30, 2014

Lock, Stock, and Cock Block

1.(males)When someone goes above and beyond the call of duty to do a cock block. This usually involves a second or third party to really make it extra awkward. This is, in particular just some guy trying to be a prick.
2.(females) Having to be an uber bitch just to get some guy to leave you alone.

Line at the movies. Male and female are dressed up and obviously on a date. Some dickhead is going on and on about how the girl is too pretty for the guy. He proposes to his friend that they kick the guy's ass because he's not good-looking enough for her; Lock, Stock, and Cock Block.
Girl: "Hmm."
Guy: "Can I get that number?"
Girl: "Rape!"
Lock, stock and cock block!

by MadamexXx March 2, 2009

Sock-blocking

The act of preventing another fantasy baseball team from moving up in the standings by consistently outplaying them. Makes more sense if your team name directly refers to socks, such as the Red Sox or the White Sox.

Fantasy Owner #1: Dude, I've been trying to take 1st place for weeks now, but the Seattle Tube Sox keep sock-blocking me.
Fantasy Owner #2: I know what you mean, man. I haven't been able to overtake the Buffalo Business Sox all season.

by The4cDizzle April 10, 2010

sock blocked

Being interrupted mid-masturbation. Can be when one is directly caught in the act or is interrupted by other means, i.e. an unexpected guest at the door, a phone call, someone coming to check up on them, etc.

I was almost finished choking the chicken when my brother barged into my room and sock blocked me.

by MylesMad May 8, 2015