shmeagal

To cut in line, or traffic. To hagle a price. shimy sneaky

"I am about to shmeagal into this parking spot."

by Celine Dizon October 20, 2008

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

Shmeageltron

Shmeageltron is the expression of over excited-ness.

"I am at a shmeageltron level of excitement right now."

by LockShoka Barrel May 7, 2010

Shmeagle Deagle

For when Whifflatog is finally out of style

Person 1: Did you see the antics that whifflatog got up to?

Person 2: No way is Shmeagle Deagle still using that terminology to refer to that individual

by Gunzo Cheeky October 16, 2023

Mein Shmeagle

Shmeagle yes yummy yes tasty yes happy

Mein Shmeagle IS YUMMY very yumu he eat dog he eat cat Dr. Sex-

by Dr. Sexxxx August 8, 2021

Shmeagle

Lovable little tramp in The Lord of the Rings. Often seen arguing with his inner demon "Gollum". Can be recognized by his lack of knowledge about "taters" and his habit of beating fish.

Shmeagle~~He's the nasty looking guy that bit of frodos finger.

by Greg Halloran August 17, 2006