Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shlawgington

A foolsih person or another word for dawg

Ismael is a shlawgington

by Abuckhave August 22, 2023

Perpendicular Shagging

When you shag someone perpendicularly

"Ichigo knows how to do perpendicular shagging"
"Mate have you seen how Ichigo shags... They say he does it perpendicularly"

by Rajeesh Mahanti December 29, 2021

shigging

standing next to a cook with the intentions of stealing their cooking techniques

this other cook was helping me in the kitchen until i realized he was shigging my ideas

by TTTTTTTTTTI December 18, 2009

Shagging

having sex

wow yesterday me and Carly were soooo SHAGGING!

by Justin Benettt February 15, 2009

sheep shagging bastard

Scottish slang - Aberdeen Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Dons fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep.

see Jimmy, he's a fuckin sheep shagging bastard.

by the non don May 2, 2008

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020