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shittermittens

when you wrap your hand with enough toilet paper to wipe ten assholes because you need at least a 3 inch buffer between your hand and your nasty crack
"my roommate's shittermittens have made us go through 4 rolls in the past day"
by mattimer October 4, 2011
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Home Shitter

One that refuses to take shits at work, school, or any public establishment
Joe was a home shitter because he didn't want to shit at work where everyone could hear him shit
by TheWorkingBro December 5, 2013
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Shitter shopping

The act of online shopping on a mobile device (phone, tablets) while sitting on the toilet. One would usually partake in shitter shopping while your supposed to working at your job.
Worker1 "hey where's Joey ?He's been gone for a half an hour now."
Worker 2 " he's probably in the bathroom shitter shopping for some black Friday deals "

Joey: "bro, I was totally shitter shopping at work and some guy comes and drops ass in the stall next to me and shits when there was clearly 10 other empty bathroom stalls . But I did manage to get some great deals on amazon.
by rightlane February 28, 2016
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shitterist

A person in an RPG or Roleplaying game who steals other player’s virtual items using the following tactics

1. Befriending a fetus-like gamer who plays the afformentioned RPG game 9-16 hours per day and has amassed an impressive amount of in-game wealth (usually through stealing their mother’s credit card) and leeching off the fetus-like gamer’s wealth

2. Asking other players to drop their items;claiming that whoever drops the most expensive items will receive a whimsical price. Promptly banning/locking out any player who drops an item of moderate value from oneselves world and collecting gulliable players items

3. Impersonating a famous player or moderator and begging for free items

4. Promising sexual favors

5. Creating an in-game casino and promising rewards for rolling certain numbers, utilizing an in-game numbe generator
That shitterist stole my golden diapers, took 3 months to get those

How did you not realize that guy was a shitterist? He clearly sounds like a 40 year old virgin
by CrippledCow February 19, 2020
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shittercritter

A shittercritter "shih ter krih ter" is a person who makes more money turning tricks in the bathroom than they do at their actual job, which is implied to be a stripper.
Yeah, we all call her a stripper, she says she's one, and her taxes say it; but she makes more money blowing guys in the bathroom at work than she does as an actual stripper. The bathroom has worse lighting, which means more money for her. Hence, she's a shittercritter.
by Queenula. March 20, 2017
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Shiternet

When you have the shittiest internet possible
Matt: Why is it taking so long to download this damn file
Jerry: Sorry man, I have shiternet.
Matt: Oh, right.
by Shitty Internet August 5, 2014
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the shitter

Just give me a sec, I need to use the shitter!
by Che Aleko June 19, 2006
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