A moron. But worse than a moron; more like a moronic annoyance of a person.
Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.
Popularized in cycle 1 of America's Next Top Model by Elyse Sewell.
by wendeh December 9, 2008
Get the shitslice mug.The sudden, urgent, uncontrollable release of an enormous amount of shit, most frequently diarrhea. It is much worse and more violent than a shart. It can make you:
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!
It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
1. shit your pants.
2. doo doo on the floor.
3. dookie on any surface under or near you.
4. clog the shitter something awful!
It can also indicate: mass chaos; a conglomeration of fuckitude; a situation fucked up beyond all recognition, aka FUBAR; a Mongolian Cluster Fuck; when all fucking hell breaks loose.
I ate lamb curry last night and, an hour later, I had a shitsplosion so bad, I had to put my panties in my purse and haul ass from the restaurant.
Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!
That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.
My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
Pam told everyone at the office she was screwing Tammy's boyfriend. When Tammy found out, there was a shitsplosion of apocalyptic proportion involving Pam stapling Tammy's ear to the floor, then yanking out her navel ring AND her weave!
That thirteen-car pile-up caused a hell of a shitsplosion on I-95 at rush hour yesterday.
My mom found my weed in my panty drawer, so there was a complete and utter shitsplosion at my house last night when she told my dad.
by budsbabe January 2, 2008
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(n) Shit-skits: Extremely lumpy and brown biscuits. Usually produced by the ass, and consumed by many Mexicans. Usually broiled with a light buttery sauce, and served with a low-fat strawberry jam.
P1: "Man, I've been having a bad day today. It's worse than a mexican "shitscuits" fiesta."
P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"
P2: "I was in the war! You've never had a bad day! One time I had to shit, while running... with a grenade in my hand. Bad day my ass!"
by chevelleROCKER18 July 26, 2009
Get the Shitscuits mug.noun: busy work that you really don't want to do but it must be done otherwise you are screwed.
Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Pronunciation is off the tongue, very quickly and rapidly stated
Damn, I need to get a lil' shitshit done by tomorrow.
AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
AGH you forgot to do the shitshit for homework!?!?! You're screwed dude, you may as well eat the shitshit now.
by bigdbag May 26, 2007
Get the shitshit mug.Ando: Did you see Limp Bizkit at the Download festival?
Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit
Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.
Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?
Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.
Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.
Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
Bendo: Oh, you mean Limp Shitskit
Ando: Haha yeah, they suck, can't even spell Biscuit properley.
Bendo: I know, did you know their band is named after a game where gays cum on a biscuit(cookie) and pass it around to each other and eat it?
Ando: No, it doesn't suprise me.
Bendo: They probably play it themselves with each other! And they probably also play "Shit Biscuit". Similar to Limp Biscuit but with shit in place of cum.
Ando: hahahahaahhahaaaaaaaa
by Jake West Jones March 22, 2008
Get the Limp Shitskit mug.Joe's preferred shitaliture is the morning news paper. It helps him pass the time among other things.
by them0st1nterestingman May 23, 2016
Get the Shitaliture mug.When you swallow a quarter and it acts as a manhole cover for your anus. Then after a few days it releases unexpectedly in your pants, sighing with release but then realizing you did it in class.
I was at the arcade and someone threw a quarter and it went down my throat. The next three days I was afraid to bend over because I was going to have a nuclear shitsplosion.
by Theepicboss2 January 31, 2017
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