shitbits

two random freckle-molez on jons face that looknlike bad splashback.

see jon
jokes jokes

by Mathhew Ogilavu September 24, 2003

shitmiasmasus

Taking a shit so putrid that it fills the air with a tangible miasma of shit. Causes other people to vacate the vicinity immediately

John just took a shitmiasmasus, RUN!

by shitmiasmasus December 27, 2009

Shitmitten

What occurs from excessive wrapping of the hand with toilet paper prior to wiping ones ass.

Common to those with enormous asses.
Commonly leads to a shitter overflow.

Johnny dropped a huge shitmitten into the shitter and clogged to whole works.

by Granite_33 May 2, 2011

Shittits

When one has shit on their tis they are shittits.

Samantha was shittits queen last night with how much shit was on them.

by fuckingratsisbad March 21, 2023

Shitbits

(Noun) The small toilet paper bits that get stuck in the crack of your ass and only get removed in the shower.

Hey Henry! I took a shower today and you wouldn't believe the number of shitbits I had

by Cattard April 4, 2023

shitminster

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I'm from Shitminster." Or "Shitminster is a shit town".

by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023

Shitminster

This is a slang name for a town in Canada, right on the border of Alberta and Saskatchewan. Aka, Lloydminster. The lloydminsterians claim the name of shitminster as it is a place where people come to let dreams die. Anyone who lives here usually believes that the world revolves around them. Most raised here end up homeless junkies or hookers. Mall full of stores no one likes and old people drinking coffee. Misogynistic rig pig boys fill the parking lots Catcalling underage girls with the rev of their lifted trucks. Bigger the truck smaller the "____". Either the pot holes or punks will damage your car, so don't go here as the fastest speed limit in town is 60km/hr. The hospital has one doctor and they will misdiagnose your broken elbow for a sprained knee after a 8 hour wait while the girl you went to high school with gives you the side eye cus she's the nurse. They still have some of the original architecture downtown too, just don't go into the Capri or you'll get stabbed. You'll meet some of the best people on bannock ave and the most conceited people in the cookie cutter house neighborhoods where poorly built houses are filled with delusional pricks that think they got the best house but now are poor cause they have to pay a mortgage for the next 25+years. Great place to half ass raise your kids if you're an alcoholic. Anything I missed feel free to add.

"I was raised in Shitminster" "Shitminster is a shit city"

by Homeskillet6951 October 23, 2023