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Shitake Mushroom Grip

When a woman with very large hands cups your balls and her finger slides up your ass. Similar to a shocker on a woman. It makes your shit ache hence the name.
Cindy's hands were so large that she gave me the Shitake Mushroom Grip when we started to get it on.
by The Bored Mechanic December 18, 2009
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shitalian

I term used as a derogatory comment towards italian people. It is a combination of the word shit and italian. First heard it written on the wall in a public restroom. Can also be used to describe the country of Italy as Shitaly.
That Giovani is such a shitalian.
All those fucken shitalians can go fuck themselves.
by Ah-El December 24, 2004
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Shittalkin

The act of ripping on someone verbally, most present on games like HALO or CALL OF DUTY esp. when winning by a large amount.
"some guy was shittalkin to me last night, so i burned his house down"
by reedo March 26, 2008
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shitallica

music preps and assclowns play too look like bangers
"WOOWEEE look at me im playing enter sandman i must hae emotional problems" yet the problem is that you have absolutely no taste in music well metal for that matter
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shitaki

The word you say as a fall back in case of a teacher, parent, or superior overhearing you say the word 'shit'.

Also popularly followed by the word 'mushrooms' or 'shrooms' for a little laugh.
(Shitaki usage)

Person2 shows person1 a video of a huge explosion made from a TV.

*A superior walks by*
Person1: oh SHIT!
*Superior overhears the word 'shit' from person1.*
Persion1: -taki mushrooms are so good with rice.
*Superior walks away with a grin*
Person2: Dude, you almost got boned.
by Lolwutmenz March 28, 2009
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Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.
Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!
by iChantz January 11, 2009
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shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.
1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!
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