shit-ton

1. A large quantity
2. A quantity beyond measure

That is a shit-ton of homework.

by |KPF|Batman March 11, 2009

shit ton

The imperial equivalent to a metric buttload.

Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.

by djsyndo October 11, 2010

Shit ton

Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.

Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.

by BryceS47 February 18, 2009

Shit Ton

At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)

Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.

by Nick A. Davis August 6, 2008

shit-ton

An excessive or abundant amount.

I have a shit-ton of chicken marinating downstairs.

by Miss Shmanny February 9, 2009

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy August 3, 2013