shit ton 

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

shit ton by Russki September 13, 2005

shit ton 

5000 of any thing

"Dude, we are gunna make a shit ton of money this summer! It's gunna be awesome!"

"Damn, that a shit ton of dirt, you got to shovel that yourself?!"

shit ton by welderflyerboy April 25, 2010

Shit Ton 

A measure of volume: The amount of space required to fill 2,000lbs of homogenized fecal matter.

That swimming pool can hold around 400 shit tons of water.

Shit Ton by Kimmbel October 23, 2008

Shit ton 

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

Shit ton by peaches and twiz July 22, 2010

shit ton 

25 gigabytes.

S - "How big is world of warcraft?"
C - "idk, a shit ton of data"
S - "holy shit, it's 25 gigabytes!"
C - "yeah, a shit ton."

shit ton by Kashgar July 5, 2011

shit ton 

An "official" SI unit.

The unit of measurement for quantity.

Brian: Hey Jeff and Whit, I noticed the kitchen is restocked.

Jeff and Whit: Yes, there is officially a shit ton of food in the kitchen, indulge yourself.

Kayla: yeah'duh

shit ton by BH Do Work December 9, 2008

Shit ton 

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

Shit ton by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 22, 2009