shittagram

When some part of your Instagram isn't working.

D: "Hey! My DMS aren't working!"
M: "Why?"
D: "IDK, i have a shittagram."

by twentyone_goners_ April 14, 2017

Shittage

Energy unit to count how stable your anal glands at the time of the day. If Shittage is over 9000 it probably means you are at the plasmatic stage. Aka: solar plops. This is seen as brown lazer beams or white/yellow balls of plasma to enter your mother and burn her.

e.g. "BY THE HOLY POWER OF JESUS'S SAGGY MAN TITTYS, YOU HAVE FAIR SHITTAGE (proceeds to sexy low groaning)!!!"

by Jesus Spaz out?? yes in africa July 21, 2021