shit dick 

a person that has anal with guys or girls

jeeze jamie how many guys did u get last nite u've got mayjor shit dick

shit dick by bob February 17, 2004

Shit Dick 

A guy who while in the act of anal intercourse gets defecated on.

Kim Dillon shit on Travis Harrisons dick.

Shit Dick by Cactuar May 5, 2003

Shit Dick 

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?

Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.

Shit Dick by Just another civilian February 7, 2014

shit dick 

the end product of anal sex with a crusty dude & dirty skank

"yo man i heard hailey graham gave nick hoseman shit dick"
"figures, she's a nasty ass hoe who enjoys it up the ass"

shit dick by tomark182 June 16, 2016

Shit dick 

When you do anal with a girl and you pull out with shit covering your dick

Bro 1- "Yo you here what happened to me last night?"
Bro 2- "Nah what happened?"
Bro 1- "That chick last night gave me shit dick!"
Bro 2- "Whatta bitch!"

Shit dick by niereht December 23, 2016

Shit dick 

He is having sex that hard that you shit yourself so he pulls out and his dick is black

When he comes out of your ass and his dick is black. And he screams I have a shit dick

Shit dick by Snothalothagus May 3, 2018

Shit dick 

It’s when you are fucking in the anal hole, and your girl or guy had some bad chipotle and shits on ur dick

Oh man, my girl and or guy just shit dicked me

Dude I’m sorry

Shit dick by Sean charlie October 5, 2018