cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt

What you say when you're trying to be edgy.

kid: "cum sucking shit fucking cock-juggling thundercunt."
me: "Stop trying to be edgy no one cares."

by Dubiks August 31, 2018

shit load of cum

Some kind of shit coming out of a dick.

Tastes like cinnamon.

"That was a god damn massive shit load of cum in my mums mouth, dude."

by ShitLoadOfCum January 22, 2018

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.

James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."

by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023

shit and piss and cum

When you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"This movie isn't that scary what are you doing" -random dude

"I am so scared I have reached a perfect state of shit and piss and cum"-shit piss cum man

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

by Renkari October 14, 2021

shit and piss and cum

when you are shitting and pissing and cumming everywhere

"yo what are you doing"-some guy
"bro I am so scared I have reached a state of perfect shit and piss and cum"-scared dude

by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021