shpants

A cross between shorts and pants

I'm wearing shpants and you're not, hahahahaha!

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

shipanski

the act of flinging poo at the womans face while she gives a blowjob

last night roxy was giving me a shit blowjob so i gave her the shipanski

by jimmyjonjonkin February 2, 2009

shpants

not clam-diggers, not pedal-pushers, not floods, not capris, not culottes, not knickerbockers, not breeches, not bermuda shorts, not pencil pants, just shpantz. When wearing shpants, one might hear the questions "buy me last pape, mistah?"

Hey girl, I like your shpants! I like that you paired them with heels.

by Sir Shpants-A-Lot June 12, 2011

shpants

shorts and pants at the same time.

dude look at those shpants. i want some. SHPANTS!! SHPANTS SHPANTS!

by bailey October 12, 2004

shpants

judo pants; loose capri-type pants for men. To mid-calf, often cut-offs.

Dude...shpants with leg warmers totally went out in the 1450s

by =west= October 10, 2003

Shpants

anything that covers your butt and has leg holes

short shorts, pants, underwear, shorts, tights, jeggings, boxers, leggings, jeans, shpants

by random shpantshating ballerina May 7, 2012

shitpantsable

A monumental fuck up or catastrophe that hits you in the bowels.

When the dam broke, it was one of the most shitpantsable moments of a lifetime.

by Gwordsmith July 12, 2020