Shrunked

When you take a dose of psychedelic mushrooms and drink enough to be buzzed, you feel the effects of both and it is amazing

Anthony and his friends went to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens while 'Shrunked'

Anthony made friends with the guy to his left and almost got in an epic fight with the guy in front of him while Shrunked

by Sydonious May 30, 2016

Shmunked

To get absolutely bitch smacked by someone or to get dropped

DAMNNNNN THAT NIGGA JUSTIN GOT SHMUNKED HE DEAD AS HELLLL

by Blaillou October 22, 2023

Shunked

To steal something quickly from another's hands without them being able to react.

Sam "Hey, I just finished my essay!"

Jay "Shunked!! Bitch!"

by YoMaster July 9, 2007

Shlunked up

To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

Shlunked

Derived from the phrase "ya shit the bed, and fucked up."

Shlunk - verb (to shlunk) to make a mistake in one of the worst ways possible. Accidentally arriving at the worst possible outcome due to sheer ineptitude in all choices made in a given situation.

Shlunked - verb (past tense) most common usage

Shlunk - noun - an individual who displays constant ineptitude in every situation, seeming to always arrive at an awful outcome. They are normally spiteful and blame others or society for their poor choices. They are difficult and often impossible to reason with.

"You gotta bail me out man, how was I supposed to know I couldn't outrun the cop car?!"

"No way bro, ya Shlunked"

"C'mon man, you gotta get me out, I promise I'll pay you back bro!"

"I know you won't pay me back, you're a shlunk!"

by HagglyHammy January 20, 2024