mall security which doesn’t know how to do their jobs, all they do is kick teenagers out for “loitering” everyone pretty much goes here to deal drugs, vape, or fight.
sherwood park mall security: TiMe oUt! you need to leave if your not buying anything!
teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay
teenagers: wtf your a paki go back to your country, mall security here is gay
by whitesuburbia April 11, 2019
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by ImBrokeButStillBoolin September 25, 2018
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A bunch of fags with backwards hats rolled up pants, and kings sweaters. These men get so much pussy for playing Kings and they are very talented at the game of hockey as they play AA or AAA hockey most of the Kings players have a bad rep but that doesn’t stop them from the amount of pussy they get.
by Tittykiller69 November 27, 2018
Get the Sherwood Park Kings mug.A suburb east of Edmonton that is significantly wealthier and whiter than its neighboring city. Sherwood Park's mean household income is $121 000 per year and demographically is 99% white. Kids in Sherwood Park are apathetic and are used to being given everything in life. Teens think they're the shit cause they drink underage and their parents buy them expensive cars. People in Sherwood Park are typically taller, more attractive and overall better than Edmonton people. It is cool to know a black kid, if you're lucky enough. Just about every teen drinks underage and hooks up with many members of the opposite sex. Every guy thinks they're huge and will commonly be seen pumping biceps in a tight sleeveless or wifebeater at a local gym. Kids frequently complain about living in Sherwood Park, but have no idea how much better it is in everyway to Edmonton.
Person 1: Man did you see Jersey Shore last night?
Person 2: Ya I did! Let's go to a Sherwood Park party and emulate them.
Person 2: Ya I did! Let's go to a Sherwood Park party and emulate them.
by nighthawk 55 July 9, 2011
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Kid 1: Do you like Sherwood High School?
Kid 2: Fuck no! That school should be fucked up the butt with a rake.
Kid 2: Fuck no! That school should be fucked up the butt with a rake.
by whydoesitmatterho October 24, 2011
Get the Sherwood High School mug.Sherwood Middle School is located in the Portland suburb of Sherwood, Oregon. The school contains students ranging from 6th to 8th grade, all having their respective traits. 6th-7th contains the jerks and the "cool kid wannabes" that have nothing better to brag about than their Fortnite wins, the gay kids, and the kids that have nothing better to say than how good they are at football and lacrosse, and 8th grade has the homophobic tall kids that yell at teachers all the time.
Person #1: Which school do you go to?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #3: Actually, it's pronounced hell.
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #3: Actually, it's pronounced hell.
by Evasaden June 12, 2018
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