Jacob Sartorious

A scary looking elf who tries to put on extremely red blush but fails.
He's 13 yet lyrics in his song say "and by the way I really like the way you move it".
A kid that fails at writing songs.

A kid that asks random fans for nudes.
A kid that has his voice edited to sound like he's actually gone through puberty.
A kid that made a song about a sweatshirt.

Blind girls: Oh my lord Jacob Sartorious is so frickin' gorgeous, he's my life!

Stable girls: Are you blind??!!

by JRhinae August 16, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

Fuck boy lookin ass alpha that gets all duh pussy from being a rich

White girl trash: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!! I love Jacob Sartorious and his girl face and screeching noises.

by Ahhhhhhh_kill_me July 8, 2016

Snowtorious B.I.G.

(n.) - word used to describe a hella large amount of snow, named after Hip Hop legend Biggie Smalls.

Also is a common slang word for cocaine.

Man, did you see all dat snow outside?? Dat s**t is some Snowtorious B.I.G.!

Ey Z Money, get me sum dat Snowtorious B.I.G. you kno what im sayin??

by Zmoneyyy February 9, 2010

jacob sartorious

a little stupid white kid that tries to be black so hard and gets followers for it

"Uh John pulled a jacob sartorious on snapchat what a bitch."

by _Ricegum_ June 28, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A butthole.

"OMG stop singing, it sounds like Jacob Sartorious..."

by Sexy Doreen June 19, 2016

Jacob Sartorious

A kid I feel bad for. He gets so much hate but then he's got fucking emotional teens all over him. And he doesn't do anything to help himself. You can roast him so easy, overall a kid who needs a wake up call and some serious seclusion from fame

Jacob Sartorious is doing body rolls again.

by Ronaldo_the_fox June 14, 2017

Jacob Sartorious

See Cancer for a more in-depth definition of "Jacob Sartorious"

"Jacob Sartorious is cringy"

by a_random_chicken October 18, 2016