Daylight savings time

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

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Shalini

Shalini is the kind of girl who will change your life... She is beautiful and has a smile that shines as brightly as the sun. She has a strong mind but a soft heart and her love for others is overflowing. Her spirit is gentle and kind and she has an unfaltering faith. There is nothing but greatness in Shalini's steps. Her words are powerful and her journey is full of great triumphs. She is strong and courageous yet she is full of grace. One of god's most precious gifts is a Shalini who will walk life with you... If you ever have the chance, tell her she is the reason you wake up in the morning and without her your life would never be the same.
She is also absolutely hilarious and NOT quiet despite what certain people think.

You- "Hey im really lonely these days.."
Shalini- "Come over to my place! we can have a sleepover"

by somerandomweirdo92 November 10, 2012

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shalinglom

the love between christabella ling ling calderon and natalia shalom engdahl.

spectator: bro that shalinglom over them is really hot 😳💋💋💋💋😳😳😳😜😜😜😋😋😋

by shalinglom February 17, 2020

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Shaina

Shaina is a girl you will laugh with all the time! She loves to hang out with friends and laugh all the time! Even if you are feeling down she will crack a joke to make you smile! I bet you have a lot of inside jokes with her! She's very beautiful and a very smart person who will always have you smiling! Anywhere, you are, either it's in a class or an important meeting she will make you laugh! But, if you turn your back on her... don't think she will come around! Shaina has beautiful brown hair, very tall and skinny!

Omg! She's such a Shaina!

by xxlindaxx July 7, 2019

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shaking the can

From the game "Shake it up" on Mario Party 8 for the Wii, in which a player must shake his/her can for 5 seconds and whoever has the highest stream wins. Naturally, this became a great innuendo for jerking off.

-Where the hell is John?
-Probably shaking the can.

by Live Texas Boatshow February 9, 2008

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