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Arguing with a shampoo bottle

When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 8, 2014
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Shampitty

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone
Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"
by MikeMacE January 15, 2009
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Shampooping

v. the act of squirting a travel-size bottle portion of shampoo up one's anus, and then proceeding to bend over a willful and participating lover's head, from which the carrier of shampoo releases it on their head, giving them a thorough and affectionate cleaning.
When I got back from my trip, I was dead-tired and just wanted Melissa to give me a good shampooping; she refused of course, that fucking prude!
by Pantene Pro-V lover September 5, 2011
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SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
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shampave

Shampave (aka veve): a precious friend. The epitome of a swag and yolo mindset

Veves are nonjudgmental mediators, but go off on anyone who dares to provoke close friends and family

They have otherworldly handwriting coveted by others&curly luscious black hair making others seethe in envy

They make great guac because they are vegetarian&care for the dying environment~they also have a endless supply of Chex mix and pita chips for her thieving friends

They have a spam where they post their daily smoothies in summers/hot chocolates in winters. They prefer their hot chocolate marshmallows big, but chopped- they swear it hits different

Veves are known for their elite emoji combinations&beautiful nail designs. They are masters of manifestation&would also like to revamp their closet

They aren’t the type to actively look for a man(only man she has ever considered decent is a Hershey bar) Instead they focus on developing themselves as individuals and becoming the best they can be. When she does simp, she expresses her love through baking (minimalist cakes). She will never settle for a man that treats her like anything less than the queen that SHE IS. He must be kind, funny, and share her values

People who can’t pronounce her name aren’t worth her time and miss out on an amazing individual that will be a constant source of love and support in their life

If you have a Shampave in your life be sure to love&cherish her while you have her- or you’ll regret it for an eternity
Hi Shampave! Have you started drivers Ed yet?
Not at all! In fact, I am now 16 and do not even have my permit!
How nice!
by grassneve December 21, 2020
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Shampooed

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.
GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"
GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."
GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"
by Margot and Bubble May 26, 2009
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Shampoo Bottle

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT
Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!
by Champaroo February 14, 2019
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