by funny laughs May 04, 2008
When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.
Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad
Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women
1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank
2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?
Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women
1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank
2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?
by StateLover69 February 27, 2017
by C squared January 17, 2006
by mc3brian April 15, 2010
Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked
Dude I'm going to shashank-a-donk that chick tonight, it's gonna be amazing.
I shashank-a-danked Suzy last night, it was amazetory.
I shashank-a-danked Suzy last night, it was amazetory.
by wolfnathutchsam January 31, 2009
Someone who is genuinely caring, adorable and hardworking. Their passion for their job is admirable and they're very rational decision makers. Like the moon, they shine even on the darkest days.
by Catalytica November 22, 2021
The most amazing god in the world. He is the main god in the religion of Suryanism. He is a ladies' man and is very powerful( you should see his abs). He may seem dumb, but in reality, he is really smart and has to act dumb to blend in. Suryanism's holy book is known as "The Shank" Om Shashank.
by om.shashank October 29, 2021