shashank

to be shanked in a flawless manner

today I'm going to shashank that guy

by funny laughs May 4, 2008

The Shashank

When the loneliness you feel is so crushing and consuming that you assume any girl you meet will reject you. In severe cases, Passengers becomes your favorite movie and High For This by the Weeknd becomes you favorite songs. In even rarer scenarios, people afflicted with this disease write depressing essays expressing their sorrows. Often these people do not utilize alcohol or any opiates which only increases the feeling of despair. Even worse is when said people drive a Mercedes and work out incessantly and realize that alas even money and muscle cannot make them desirable.

Friend 1: Bro wtf you're so sad

Friend 2: yeah man ive just given up on women

1: Looks like youre pulling The Shashank

2: Did I mention I'm buying a Mercedes?

by StateLover69 February 26, 2017

shashank

This is a very special word and means whatever you want it to mean

"John shashanked him in basketball"

"Gimme some money or I'll have to shashank you"

by C squared July 29, 2008

shashank

to chase a golf-cart, to stab with a knife-like object while saying "shashank" in a dramatic tone.

"You just got shashanked!!!!!!!

by mc3brian April 14, 2010

shashank-a-donk

Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked

Dude I'm going to shashank-a-donk that chick tonight, it's gonna be amazing.
I shashank-a-danked Suzy last night, it was amazetory.

by wolfnathutchsam January 31, 2009

sai shashank

Someone who is genuinely caring, adorable and hardworking. Their passion for their job is admirable and they're very rational decision makers. Like the moon, they shine even on the darkest days.

Person: Sai shashank is definitely not a douche bag

by Catalytica November 22, 2021

surya shashank rongali

The most amazing god in the world. He is the main god in the religion of Suryanism. He is a ladies' man and is very powerful( you should see his abs). He may seem dumb, but in reality, he is really smart and has to act dumb to blend in. Suryanism's holy book is known as "The Shank" Om Shashank.

OMG. Did you see how hot Bob is today?
IKR. He's as hot as Surya Shashank Rongali.

by om.shashank October 28, 2021