Shartbel

When someone farts so wet and loud, everyone in the room is most definitely certain that said person just sharted.

Sharbel: *rips one*
-heads turn-
Aaron: He just Shartbeled, didn't he?
Landon: That's a Shartbel if I've ever heard one.

by BlueHandedMage August 7, 2019

Sharkboi Evan

An amazing person and the best friend you can ever ask for!! Even though he’s older, xe is still short. They always have your back and never leave your side!! Also he’s very fruity.

Me: is it alright if Sharkboi Evan comes over?
Mom: of course! We all love Evan! Tell Evan that he’s accepted in our house!

by Sister in law flo March 30, 2022

Shirtboi

The one standing behind you. Right. Now.

"Oh shoot run its Shirtboi'

by Shirtboi April 22, 2022

shartbite

If you think you're going to fart, but poop a little, and said poop has corns or nut shells in it and it scratches your butthole.

Greg ate some hot tamales, laughed too hard, and got a shartbite on his butthole rim.

by thesilliestbear August 27, 2013

sharability

The ease or difficulty to allocate an item or idea

The sharability of this app to my friends is slim to none.

by mataman737 January 5, 2017

sharthole

a camping scrub

Jesse was a sharthole, because he was camping in a corner with his small penis.

by OzenbabOOm January 1, 2012

shartoloading

Shartoloading is the practice of consuming vast quantities of laxatives to aid sharting. It is commonly practised among professional shartists and competitors in martial sharts events.

"I have to shartoload for tomorrows martial sharts competition"

"Wow, that was a good shart!! Have you been shartoloading?"

by turdmeister July 14, 2009