shatistics

the science that deals with the collection, classification, analysis, and interpretation of numerical shit, and that, by use of mathematical theories of shit, imposes order and regularity on aggregates of more or less desperate shits.

Yo man you wanna hit up that party tonight?
Sorry man, I got a shatistics test tomorrow.

by murphy234 March 8, 2011

Snarktastic

The act of elevating sarcasm to the heightened state of snarky.

Damon's snarktastic comments bit her hard at times and knocked her off the throne as the Queen of Snarkville.

by Honeychild7878 September 5, 2011

SHARKASTIC

Sarcasm with a serious bite; which is actually an attack or insult vs. cynical humor.

It seems to me that this guy is using his gift for cynical humor to make SHARKASTIC insults that are meant to hurt people in specific ways.

by Major Thomas Randle December 5, 2018

Sparktastic

When the gushy pussay get’s lit up by a moonlight lighted Spider-Man web shot.

Hitting that hoe under the moon was Sparktastic

by Cirtus fruit August 10, 2023