When you are so desperate for attention and a laff from your 5,000 facebook friends you devote 50% of your page trashing someone. All your 5,000 insecure facebook friends think you're a leader, a killer shark, so they following along with all the fun and laffs to gain your approval and friendship!
Shhhhhh...that bitch doesn't even think we are talking about her. No one gives a shit about her, but I'm going to spend my time devoting 50% of my FB page to her and all of you will spend your time reading about her. Man, I hope I get some laffs out of this, because being a Facebook Shark makes me feel important and hopefully feared by others I think are trying to cross me.
by Laff is spelled laugh November 9, 2009
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Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
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Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
Get the Facebook Shark mug.Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.
Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.
by Fred Poole December 2, 2010
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P.S. the person who created the other definition knows nothing about hip-hop. This is evident because he is a fan of Wiz Khalifa, a sellout rapper whose content consists of weed, haters, bitches, money, cars.
P.S. the person who created the other definition knows nothing about hip-hop. This is evident because he is a fan of Wiz Khalifa, a sellout rapper whose content consists of weed, haters, bitches, money, cars.
by RealHipHop29 May 21, 2012
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Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*
A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.
*Only to be used in special occasions
Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."
by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010
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by sharkfacegangftw March 24, 2011
Get the sharkfacegang mug.An optimum level of drunk. It lies somewhere between "wasted" and "absolutely annihilated" on the drunk spectrum.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
A guy is sharkfaced when:
1. He is using the word "bro" to the point that it is very annoying to any "nonbro's" present.
2. He is claiming to have the next game in beer pong once every 3-5 minutes (whether he plays or not is irrelevant. Often, said bro will not even have a partner whilst making his claim. The bro will be told three times that there is a waiting list, then all claims will be ignored for the remainder of the night.).
3. He is trying to explain the musical genius of jack johnson to strangers.
4. He is creating a general feeling of akwardness for any sober individuals present.
Bro #1: Bro, did Chris hook up with that fatty he kept talking to last night?
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
Bro #2: I don't know... but he was fucking sharkfaced.
by dougsizzle January 13, 2008
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