Sharde

The hottest bitch you will ever meet. She is the glue to the group and a voice to be heard. She will be the truest friend you will ever meet and she will make you feel like you're the only one that matters. She has a rocking body and an amazing charm about her, if you meet a Sharde make sure to wife that down because she is on demand.

God I love me some Sharde.

by askmic December 21, 2016

shared skirt

when two friends bag the same woman in different occasions.

(at a party)
Jim: "See her; I hit that last night."
Bob: "Who, Sheila? I hit it last week!"
together: "SHARED SKIRT!"

by David Gilmore October 30, 2003

Sharedbrain Syndrome

A brilliant idea that you come up with that you later find out that someone else has already thought of.

Coined by 710 KIRO AM radio host Luke Burbank on the show "Too Beautiful To Live."

1.Coming up with a word or phrase that you think is really funny and original such as dudety. To describe male nudity in a film. Then finding out later that you just have Sharedbrain Syndrome.

2.I had this great idea the other day but i guess it was just sharedbrain syndrome.

by Fritztheten December 9, 2008

shit mate i just sharted

when your with your friend and you think you need to fart so you do and then you realise it wasn’t a fart and that you in fact have just shit all over yourself and your friend

friend: you alright mate?
you: yea man just need to fart *sharts*
you: ‘oh shit mate i just sharted’ :/

by ohshitm8ijistshartedddd November 18, 2019

Sharked

-v. (past tense)

To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.

Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.

Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.

by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008

sharted

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."

by Brier and Justine June 21, 2006

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017