shanus

Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of shame and anus.

1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.

It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.

The shanus Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.

by Alana Post September 30, 2005

shanus

It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.

Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"

by Jane Doe Doe October 20, 2006

Stangus

Something that is so awfully smelly, you can't find any other words to describe it.

Guy 1:Dude, I haven't taken a shower in five days.

Guy 2: Yeah, I can smell your stangus from here.

by Z.Riv February 20, 2011

Shanus

A shaved anus.

Girl 1- this guy last night has no hair on his butt... like at all
Girl 2- yea. he's rockin' the shanus.

by sarahnau June 4, 2011

Slangus

A long and flexible penis

Rodney gave that bitch the slangus.

by Dcharts November 30, 2013

shtangus

A vatiation on the name stone or stoner

Means god damn georgous but kinda gay as fuck,

Eat my ass shtangus

by Gabestraightboolin July 29, 2019

Shingus Williams

1. One of the greatest tennis players of all time.

2. Sister of Vingus Williams

Shingus Williams is my favorite tennis player

by chinesus-klist October 21, 2021