Wife: Where were you?
Hubby: Oh, nowhere, just hanging out with friends
Wife: Who? candy and destiny? you smell like shameberry
Hubby: Oh, nowhere, just hanging out with friends
Wife: Who? candy and destiny? you smell like shameberry
by bookemdano January 21, 2011
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by Darius_09 August 29, 2009
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Shameover • shadeover • Shareover • shameer • Shameera • shamener • shatever • shagerversary • Shamaversary • Shamboner
A sex-hangover. The feeling of aching and overall exhaustion that comes the day after a particularly vigourous sexual escapade.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
The feeling that makes you think: "Damn, am I supposed to stretch before and after shagging?!"
Highest risk of a shangover comes after the first sex you've gotten in a while. This is because: 1, you tend to put more effort in, and 2, you're out of condition.
Guy: "Mate, are you coming to football later?"
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
Guy 2: "No way man, I have a serious shangover. My legs feel like they're going to fall off - there's no way I can run anywhere."
Guy 2: "It was WORTH it though."
by kinkitsune October 27, 2010
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by Jayden on dat ass💯 June 12, 2021
Get the Shameera mug.The process of hoovering ones carpet with an overpriced yet advanced vacuum cleaner which also shampoo's said carpet at the same time.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Although ensuring a cleaner floor, it takes a lot of time to dry, making the cleaned space damp, unavailable for a long time and sock-soaking.
Dan: "Rich, fancy a game on Fifa?"
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
Rich: "OK man, but we can't play on the widescreen in the lounge, the mother is Shampoovering the carpet."
Dan: "Too bad, we won't be able to play on the widescreen for hours, the drying process drags."
by DefinedThat September 4, 2011
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Get the Sharevertising mug.WHORE (definitely gay) doesn’t care about others feelings. Thinks he’s the shit when he is literal shit.
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