by kurt billy brad rick December 10, 2009
a person who loves to do stupid poses in photos dresses the same as everyone they hang around with
wears leggins and bellytops with spikey(girls) or backcombed hair(girls)
they put on fake accents and everything about them is fake
they also like to threaten girls and start fights.
wears leggins and bellytops with spikey(girls) or backcombed hair(girls)
they put on fake accents and everything about them is fake
they also like to threaten girls and start fights.
by jesus93 February 20, 2009
Someone from a council housing estate in Irish towns. 99% of shams are inbred the other 1% are results of slut mothers. Male shams are usually seen in trackies, sweet pants or cheep jeans, Rebook or Umbro trainers and any kind of track jacket over a very metrosexual top, have spiked hair and are very pale. Female shams are nearly always orange in colour and think their good looking and to add to this wear very slutty clothes such as tube tops and mini skirts but when not trying to look sexy for their brothers/cousins/fathers (a lot of the time they're the same thing). Most shams only live to 40 and in their elderly years men are never seen outside the house and fuck their inbred grandchildren or are in jail, but most of the time male shams are dead by 31. Elderly female shams still try to look slutty with spray tan and tube tops but their hair has fallen out, be it because of over styling or inbred related and they nearly always put on a lot of weight. Shams most commonly drive Honda civics, Mitsubishis or Subarus with modified V-Tec engines and are scheduled to break down within four months.
Sham to English, Irish and Polish
Haw's at going sham-How's it going mate/Conas tá sé ag dul mo chara/Jak idzie mój przyjaciel
V-Tec lads-Cheap car engine that I love/Inneall gluaisteán saor go go breá liom/Tani silnik samochodu, że kocham
Fucking Paki, Black and Polish bastards stealing our jobs-I'll never get a job but I'll still rant about them being "stolen"/Ní rachaidh mé post a fháil ach beidh mé caint is ag comhrá go fóill mar gheall orthu a bheith "goidte"/Nigdy nie dostać pracy, ale ja wciąż rant o nich zostały "skradzione"
Speak English ya fucking foreign cunt-Sorry but I can't speak Irish/Tá brón orm ach ní féidir liom Gaeilge a labhairt/Przepraszam, ale nie mogę mówić Irlandzku
Me ma-My mother (can also be my sister since they're the same thing)/Mo mháthair (is féidir a bheith chomh maith mo dheirfiúr ó tá siad an rud céanna)/Moja matka (może być także moja siostra, ponieważ jest to ta sama rzecz)
Haw's at going sham-How's it going mate/Conas tá sé ag dul mo chara/Jak idzie mój przyjaciel
V-Tec lads-Cheap car engine that I love/Inneall gluaisteán saor go go breá liom/Tani silnik samochodu, że kocham
Fucking Paki, Black and Polish bastards stealing our jobs-I'll never get a job but I'll still rant about them being "stolen"/Ní rachaidh mé post a fháil ach beidh mé caint is ag comhrá go fóill mar gheall orthu a bheith "goidte"/Nigdy nie dostać pracy, ale ja wciąż rant o nich zostały "skradzione"
Speak English ya fucking foreign cunt-Sorry but I can't speak Irish/Tá brón orm ach ní féidir liom Gaeilge a labhairt/Przepraszam, ale nie mogę mówić Irlandzku
Me ma-My mother (can also be my sister since they're the same thing)/Mo mháthair (is féidir a bheith chomh maith mo dheirfiúr ó tá siad an rud céanna)/Moja matka (może być także moja siostra, ponieważ jest to ta sama rzecz)
by 44688jj4 September 09, 2012
1)A Fake, a fraud
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get
2)A horny asshole who pretends to love 12 year-olds in order to get porn from them
3)A scary Fat bastard who likes pictures of 12 year-olds and will do anything to get them
4)An asshole who looks at porno pics of 12-year olds because thats the only action he'll ever get
Look at that perv, he's such a Sham.
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham
Man, that dude is looking at pics of 12-year-olds, he's such a Sham
by A People February 01, 2008
A decorative pillow case that you're not supposed to sleep on. Therefore, as a pillow case, it does not exist. Therefore, it is a "sham". It's is a lie, an evil trick played on people who WANT to sleep on a decorative pillow case. And they could, if it wasn't a sham.
"Dude, I had to sleep on my shams last night, it's was really weird, I didn't feel it at all. It's like it was invisible."
"Maybe that's because it's a sham."
"Maybe that's because it's a sham."
by dextromethorfriend November 25, 2011
by whoolybully January 19, 2012
The prince of all bad-ass, geniuses. Also referred to as the Boss.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
The guy all females want in their bedrooms. The guy that knows how to pleasure all parts of the woman's body. He is the ultimate athlete, sexy, good-looking, and intelligent above intelligence.
This guy makes rocket scientists piss their pants, with his above normal intelligence. Some theorize that he is part of the Illuminati.... or a different, gifted race on earth. At the same time, he is compared to Tupac, and other revolutionary figures. He is the definition of cool, and puts Thug-Wanna Be's in their place.
(John is walking down the street and a gang of hoodlums rush him)
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
John says: Back the f*ck up! I roll with the Sham Sham, he'll deal with yo bloodcats.
Suzy: Dam, that guy is so smart, sexy, and handsome. I want Sham Sham!
Ohh la la.
by Dr. Kugnatica October 26, 2009