shartnado

A violently loud, gas-infused bowel movement that causes poop particles to spatter in a nondescript pattern along the inner walls of the toilet bowl and, in rare cases, on the underside of the toilet seat.

Despite Consuela's best efforts, she was unable to clean the bathroom after the terror that was Matthew's shartnado.

by GBone September 3, 2013

Shartnado

The act of doing a headspin whilst simultaneously having an eruption of fecal matter and gas that sprays in all directions.

While practicing my headspin technique, what I thought was a fart turned into a shartnado of death.

by HeroZero October 10, 2014

Sharknado effect

when an actor/actress continues their career as the high profile actor in a crappy made-for-TV movie

Candace Cameron has ultiized the Sharknado Effect with a series of leading roles in Lifetime Original movies- which is good for her but bad for humanity.

by The treacherous sock April 3, 2016

shitnado

Worse than your typical shitstorm, a shitnado causes mass destruction and turns many people's lives upside down in it's cyclone of shit.

Coronavirus spawned multiple shitnadoes, affecting the lives of millions and dismantaling the economy.

by SPACE SPACE January 5, 2021

Sharknado

Anything that is big, confusing and potentially dangerous that probably shouldn't exist but you still have to deal with anyway. See also, Sharknado, the movie

As Charlie Sheen's PR person you have to deal with one Sharknado after another.

by Jonny Blair August 26, 2013

Shartnado

Shartnado: when you are trying to get to the toilet but you repeatedly shart every step of the way to it.

I sharted in my shorts but as I tried to quickly get to the bathroom I was caught up in a shartnado.

by Rozzysed August 6, 2016

jump the sharknado

A term to describe a moment when something that was so bad it's good has reached a point where it is now just bad.

Watch this movie jump the sharknado as soon as they start trying to shove comic relief characters in our faces.

Sucker Punch jumped the sharknado right around the point that samurai statues attack from out of nowhere for no reason.

by Meriog February 13, 2014