shwank

The act of masterbation whilst in the shower.
Shwank, shwanking.
Wanking in the shower

Tom: Hey Lewy, you look really refreshed today!
Lewy: Yeah man, just had a shwank, felt so good.
Will: Wtf is a shwank bro?
Lewy: When you have a wank in the shower!
Will: Mad!

by Larry O'Fresh June 2, 2011

shwank

the conjunction of she-wank.
ie female masturbation

i'm off for a shwank.

by NeoSpoone April 1, 2007

shwank

A object that is the cross between a sword and a shank.

1. She used her shwank to kill the alien because it was small enough to hide.

by noobinator12 November 26, 2010

shwank

To masturbate while taking a shower

"I'm getting a verucas, who had a shwank?"

by anal twat March 19, 2009

shwank

someone who is cooler than everyone

Oo! Check out Meggie and Sashi! They are so swank

by Sashi April 21, 2005

shwank

This word is a mixture between swank and shway.

That was such a shwank party.

by PYRO November 20, 2002

shwank

A man or women Whore. Someone who is dirty, skanky and or scantalus. aka swank, add the H and their super swanky!
Just an all around bad and disgusting person...

Your Mom is a dirty shwank, what a shwanky ho bag she is...

John Doe is a disgusting pervert, what a shwanky bastard...

by Tgold June 18, 2006