Seadonkey

A extremely large and fat woman who fronts like she is hot and sexy. Related closely to the "beached whale."

If you go to the fill in station to drink you have to be careful because the seadonkeys are out in full force.

by Kendizzle June 23, 2005

seadweller

Someone/thing who typically dwells in the sea or was biologically meant for the sea. Sometimes they carry rifles.

"Damn, fucking seadwellers make the beach no fun...."
"They practically live in the water, man. It's your fault for polluting it, you know they hate that."

by OFF1C3R T3R3Z1 June 7, 2016

Seadaddy

A sailor who financially provides for a prostitute.

HT1 Smith is the seadaddy to many a lady in Pattaya.

by Seadaddy1 November 6, 2019

Secada

A unit of measurement used to gage the distance between places using the length of the song "Just Another Day" by singer Jon Secada. Approximately 5 mins 27 secs.

"How far are you?' I'm about three secadas away."

"It took me 9 secadas to get to work today. Unbelievable!"

by Champu September 21, 2019

Sekado

A juicy at first poop that crispens after exposure to natural sunlight. Often taken in a public place.

“I just took a sekado at the outdoor rink”

by Mlp75854 October 18, 2019

Sezana

Funny and nice guy who plays Brookhaven and gets all the girls 😎😎😎 he’s an extroverted person all round except for the person he likes! He’s hood at gaming and academically achieving and made friends with an ugly y10 called Harry! He is one of my best friends because of how funny (trés drôle) and nice (trés sympa). He’s a a baller

Person 1: do u want to play roblox n Fortnite later
Sezana: yes

by Thatuglygirl February 6, 2022

Sead

Sead means the most handsome dude you have ever seen. He get every girls like Drake but has a ligma like ninja . He has a lines are “bring that ass here girl”

I want to be like Sead.
Friend “Let’s play cod”
Me ”bet”
Friend “ Don’t play like Sead again”

by GoldenBomber December 13, 2018