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Seward

Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.
"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."
by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013
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Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012
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sefardi

a minute race of people who originate from outside europe. this unique cluster of people can do anything they want and will think its ok by informing people that, they are, actualy sefardi!
if a sefardi was to walk out of a restaurant without paying he would say to anyone that asks, "its ok, im sefardi"
by sefardi September 7, 2005
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Seward

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.
Ivanka Trump is a total seward.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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seyarah

Gross and doesn't deserve to have a boyfriend. She is very depressed and just wants to be loved and popular. She knows she's ugly but nobody agrees just to make her feel good.
What a Seyarah.
by my dude. May 17, 2018
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seiyard

A person claiming Saint Seiya to be the best anime ever, even though he/she has not seen other series.

Commonly used in reference to a Saint Seiya fanboy, who typically joins a channel or forum that fansubs said anime to ask stupid questions (who is the most powerfull golden saint?).

Idiots who go into forums of anime n beg for anime n ask ton of stupid questions abt it like WHEN ISSIT GONNA BE RELEASED (HADEs SAGA)
infoguia Forums Anime

>Ikki< i'm newbie, BTW Who is the most powerfull golden saint?
>BB> o shit, who cares..... you are the 10000000 seiyard was ask for same thing
by Yuji November 30, 2004
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