sexletoe

When my roomie tapes the tail from my g-string to the bed, making it look like mistletoe.

Hey look, we're both under the sexletoe, you know what that means?

by Favs March 12, 2004

Sextellectual

A phenomenon in which a dumbass guy uses random 'bouts and bits of knowledge to try and get dat poosay/impress girls. Most likely has no idea in hell what they're talking about, yet the "nerds" who do, get no recognition from the opposite sex whatsoever.

Jilted as fuck, bro.

Jock: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate."

Clueless Girl: "OH MY GOD!11 UR SO SENSITIVE, TAEK ME NAO"

Jock: "Score!"

On-looking Nerd: "Shit, man. What a sextellectual...."

by testesonetwo November 28, 2009

sexcetera

when you are talking to your friends about the night you had with your girlfriend before finishing with a sexetera meaning you did more sexual things with her

JOHN- hey jake tell us what you and your girlfriend did last night

jake- well i licked her tits she sucked my dick i ate her tight pussy (SEXCETERA)

by big Chad February 10, 2008

sexretive

a person very sexual; tease; charming and seductive but not vocal.

person1: what did you do on valentines day? you are very secretive.
person2: I am only sexretive, went out for dinner with a girl.

by abdsea February 16, 2009

Sextatious

The highest rank of sexy possible.

Wow, That girl is sextatious!

by boomboomboom41409 May 15, 2009

sexceteria

A place to go for lots of sex, or lots of different sexual acts.

Laney and I were in the sexceteria all night long.

by tomstrange April 18, 2010

Sexterior

A hot body/sexy exterior. Totally superficial

She told me she never made the first move before me. I legit bring it out of people. DAMN this sexterior

by as1776 January 22, 2015