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geriatric exhibitionist

A person that likes to have sex in front of an old person. Said person is usually mentally disabled and has no idea what is going on.
Guy 1: "My girlfriend is a geriatric exhibitionist.."
Guy 2: "Dude, not cool. That's gross"
Guy 1: "No, not really. Her grandma has no idea what the hell is going on. And if it gets her to give me a bj I'm perfectly fine with it."
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Sneeze Exhibitionist 

Someone who brings attention to themselves by artificially amplifying their sneezes. A sneeze exhibitionist's sneezes are generally a mix of a sneeze and an ear shattering scream.
Ron: Did I just hear a monkey getting raped?
Sue: No, I think that was just Steve downstairs. He's a total sneeze exhibitionist.

Triple Exhibitionist

One who finds themselves compulsively exposing their lower half and genitalia in a lewd manner.
Porn producer speaking with director: "Wow! That new slut Julie Jammer is a triple exhibitionist, I love it!"

office exhibitionist 

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.
- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

Faux Exhibitionist

An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.
Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."

Exhibitionist 

A person who likes to have sex outside of a home; the woods, in public, in cars etc.
“Yeah I’m an exhibitionist, me and the wife like to do it in the woods
Exhibitionist by Poisenousxx March 18, 2022

Exhibitionist 

A derogatory term for someone who's been jerking off in public.
Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! YOU MASTURBATING EXHIBITIONIST BASTARD!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: Yo fatass! Are you enjoying the show?
Guy 1: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Exhibitionist by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022