seventy-six

Someone who is one IQ point above being legally developmentally challenged.

Wow did you see Erich relentlessly sniffing those panties? He is such a seventy-six.

by AngelOfMisery July 30, 2011

seventy four

A very interesting number. Comes after seventy three, and before seventy five. It is composed of one odd number (seven) and one even number (four), or two even numbers (seventy and four), depending on the way you see it.

Also, the number of times I have had anal intercourse with your mother. If we were talking about vaginal intercourse, you're right, I would be defining the number nine hundred thousand, four hundred fifty eight.

One, two, skip a few, seventy three, seventy four.

by submes March 27, 2004

seventy eight

A sound recording, in disc form, usually made of a shellac compound, which plays at a speed approximating 78 revolutions per minute (later exactly at 78.26 rpm) and manufactured between 1889 and 1968 (with rare exceptions--dates for the US are 1892-1958)

I have an old seventy-eight of Glenn Miller my father used to own before the war

by Steven C. Barr December 12, 2003

seventy five

The act of sticking your penis in someone's hair and whirl it around

"Why is there cum in her hair? She probably got a seventy five last night..."

by Chad Gould September 16, 2013

Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.

John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.

by ringring November 4, 2008

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

Seventy Seven

Same as 69, only she gets 8 more.

I only do seventy seven when she pays me more money.

by Booji June 11, 2006