September

No Squirt September

Girls can’t squirt for the whole month. It is the female version of No Nut November

Cassidy: Oh no, it’s September

Jill: Why are you so bummed out?

Cassidy: Because it’s No Squirt September

Jill: Dang it, I shoulda used my August wisely.

by WhereTheHoesAt November 5, 2019

september

september is the month where the hottest ppl are born. lol get wrecked noobs

wow september is the month where all the hottest ppl are born!!!1!11!!

by vvmoneybucksx November 2, 2019

September

September is the month where there are the most fights amongst couples. There are more disputes in September than in every other month. The combination of summer coming to an end, school beginning and business around the country slowing down and causing many couples to struggle leads to a high amount of breakups.

Damn, I think it must be September. We don't see eye to eye at all anymore!

by GuRuU September 11, 2010

september

a month were girls are more likely to give blowjobs.
during september girls will likely come to your house just to give u head

jessica: 'jake im coming over to give u a blowjob ok?'
jake: 'oh ya its september i almost forgot!'

by JKC[jake] May 22, 2007

September

September is the mount where you can’t use the yellow app “Snap chat”

Girl:Are you on snap chat in September”
Guy: yeah... Ohhhh snap

by Kaiori December 7, 2019

September

Any derivative of LSA extracted from Morning Glory Seeds.

My slider didn't have any LSD, so I bought some seed to make September, instead.

by Sane Rage May 5, 2009

September

National slap someone in the face month. In September you can slap anyone in the face. Have fun slapping!

Jessica: hey how’s your day-
SLAP
Jessica: What was that for?!
Alison: it’s September!

by melodylusc November 3, 2019