Separated

The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.

Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.

by inew April 13, 2015

separatec

The unexpected confidence the comes from wearing secure and contour designed men's underwear. Often said in a whispered tone.

I told her what I really wanted, and then left the room. Separatec.

by Hank ledoozle July 7, 2019

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

Keep Church and State Separate

Not telling your wife/girlfriend about your drug habbit

Keeping your ideals of smoking weed (church) from those who want to tell you what to do (state)

Friend: Why are you using clear-eyes?

Stoner: I try to keep church and state separate

by MrSunTan99 April 20, 2010

He only has a head to separate his ears.

a stupid person

A: "Jim got into trouble again last night."
B : "He only has a head to separate his ears."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

separated ladies

When her pants are so tight you can read her lips!

Man, did you see Shannon's Separated Ladies at the Safeway last night?

by manicotti69 December 12, 2008

a separate peace

a horrible book based on philips exter acadmey (a very good private school) in new hampshire that is very common required reading in highschools across the country

this blows we have to read a separate peace

by orballa4life April 17, 2006