Segway

Useless piece of garbage that you would probably get beat up/shot if you were seen in public using it.

The victim was attacked because he was riding a segway.

by Jimmy S January 10, 2004

segway

A modern version of magic carpet using balancing technology called "smart motion". You can't describe the feeling or appreciate the experience until you ride it.

The price tag is high for now, but just like any other technology it will become more practical and affordable in years.

Segway is cool, fun and magical!!

by G20 July 20, 2006

Segway

A useless scooter with 2 wheels, thought to be the greatest idea of the century. However, the Segway would not be as impressive if a small wheel was added to the front.

A young girl in California was mugged on the sidewalk by a man riding a segway

by theskiesbled April 1, 2004

segway

the transition from thinking it’s spelled “segway” to realizing it’s actually spelled “segue”

“this action segways into this event”
“don’t you mean ‘segue’?”
“no”

by milse June 5, 2018

segway

"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.

I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.

by defythereds April 22, 2003

Segway

Some scooter thing that costs 4,500 dollars.

On MTV cribs Shaq had one nice segway.

by Wick October 18, 2003

segway

It's like a scooter. but really expensive.

cool, but... damn it costs a lot!

by gibberish September 26, 2003