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Seward

Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.
"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."
by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013
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Seward's Day

Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012
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Seward

It's a disguised version of cunt, aka c-word.
Ivanka Trump is a total seward.
by BridgetObama April 11, 2019
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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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smegwards

A homeless autist from Swindon who has developed 17 different types of STDs whilst shagging a lady bug called Henry. He works for a hlog company and passes his infections on to all his fellow workers in a violent and uncontrollable manner.
Smegwards works for Hlog.

You're such a bloody smegwards you cancer boi
by h10g_ October 18, 2018
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seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do
One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.
by gumballmachine September 25, 2021
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Seward

Absolute fucking gem mate. One of the best people you'll ever meet
"Oi, do you know Seward?"

"Yeah mate he's a fucking legend"
by RumplePinlchkin November 22, 2021
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