Seward Nebraska. The most boring, low down, cliquish town you will ever encounter.The reason for most of my problems in life.
"Seward is so rad."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."
"Dude, are you like a communist? That place sucks."
"Yeah man, I was just testing you."
or
"Seward sucks."
"Yeah."
by Harmony Bennett February 4, 2013
Get the Seward mug.Seward's day is a holiday celebrated to remember how Seward convinced the U.S to buy Alaska from Russia and falls on the last Monday of March. People all over the world celebrate this amazing holiday by baking a Seward's day cake in the shape of Alaska, making a Seward's day wish, and waiting up for the sprit of Seward to fly over with his sled team of magical flying moose flinging fish and Carharts to all the good little Alaskans.
Last year, my friends and I went Seward's day carolling throughout the neighborhood to spread a bit of Seward's day cheer.
by Seward'sDayCheer August 13, 2012
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Ivanka Trump is a total seward.
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2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine
This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine
This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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