seenzoned

when you send someone a message and it says "seen" but they dont reply :'(

Terry: Hey =)
Hot Chick: hey.
Terry: What Doing =D
**seen**
Terry: seenzoned :'(

by /|SmexyBeast|\ September 23, 2013

seen some shit

When something or someone has "seen some shit", it vaguely means that something or someone might have gone through trouble in the past, in which said experience could result in wisdom.

I got my bike used. It was cheap but it's probably seen some shit.

by Space Wrangler April 10, 2017

thing I've never seen

When someone talks about something you think is a myth, you may say "wow, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!"

Saw a bigfoot in a UFO? WOW, that's the coolest thing I've never seen!

by I, Wreckerrr July 19, 2021

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

What someone who has seen a significant amount of hentai thinks when they see someone (potentialy a cartoon) being attacked by tentacles of some sort. Often refering to a situation in which the potential sexual outcome would not happen.

Television: *depicting seen in which someone is attacked by tentacles of a sort*
Inside head of viewer: " I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

by Yeasdwse October 8, 2011

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him

Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it

by Henuttedinmysock November 1, 2020

seen-off

When you message somebody on Facebook, and later check back to find they haven't replied, but they've seen your message. Being given the seen-off may be intentional or unintentional, but it usually feels cold and rejecting

Guy 1 messaging Guy 2:
Hey man, how's it going? we haven't talked in ages... how's college going for you?

2 days later: 'Seen 12:47 PM'

Guy 1: I'm getting the seen-off. He hates me.

by Derpymuffins October 11, 2013

Sheenus

A dick with cocaine on it.

Origin: Seth Macfarlane, The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen.

"He's the reason a dick with cocaine on it is called a Sheenus."

by DogmaJones September 28, 2011