A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.
When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.
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Person one: hey you have been flirting with me for a bit now, wanna have some fun?
Person two: im sorry, i just wanted to spend more time with you
Person one: didnt expect to be seduce'int today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?
Person two: im sorry, i just wanted to spend more time with you
Person one: didnt expect to be seduce'int today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?
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Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!
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