seduce the pooch

A non-vulgar alternative to the common workplace term "fucking the dog".
When you are seducing the pooch, it means your are slacking off or wasting time.

When you come over here and ask me pointless questions 10 times per shift, it just makes it seem like you are trying the seduce the pooch.

by illogiks January 5, 2008

Seduce My Candle

Mostly used in sexual context, the candle being the man's thing. It is also used as a joke, by people who have candle fetishes.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2 fucks them.

Person 1: Seduce My Candle
Person 2: DUN DUN DUNNNN

by Saenovi January 20, 2018

Seduce'int

To seduce someone, but without sex

Person one: hey you have been flirting with me for a bit now, wanna have some fun?
Person two: im sorry, i just wanted to spend more time with you
Person one: didnt expect to be seduce'int today but okay! Sure! What do you want to do now?

by anonymous March 10, 2021

Seduce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he lead astray.

"I went to the bar to Seduce Willis a PERFECT STRANGER."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Seduce-a-tron 3000

What a man must become when he does not show confidence or resolve in chasing a girl he is interested in.

Matt: Dah I kinda like this girl, but I haven't done anything with her yet.
Avery: Why not?
Matt: I dunno...I'm kinda scared I guess.
Avery: It's time for you to step up to the plate, and become....Seduce-a-tron 3000!

by JambaJews February 6, 2010

Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best pun ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019

Seduce 101

Are you from Iran? Because i can take you to Bangkok

Best seduction sentence ever!

Yeah! it's Seduce 101

by AngelicDarling November 5, 2019