Scabies

bugs that defecate and urinate under your skin

reason no. 841 to practice safe sex (Dude, I finally got laid last week and look...)

by etlkj November 14, 2003

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018

scubetic

Having a slightly amusing or funny characteristic, but not enough so to emit full laughter.

Derived from the acronym S.C.U.B. (Slight Chuckle Under Breathe).

Person 1:"Did you see that funny movie I told you about?"
Person 2:"Yeah man. It was scubetic."

by DIYDogs September 23, 2021

scurbies

small crabs that crawl all around your nether-reagons.

HENDO has scurbies and a coufander

by wang face April 17, 2003

scabies

the most awesome, most wanted (and respected) STD of them all. if you get it, don't be greedy, spread that shit around!

hey remember when nikki and adam had scabies? sucks to be them, and when i say sucks, i mean rules!

by pussy cunts January 22, 2005

Scube

Verb. To blow off an assignment or an exam. To bs.

Use is it as a substitute for "screw it"

It has been suggested that the word's origin can be derived from the following mnemonic:

Second Semester Senior= SSS=S^3=S cubed=Scube.

The word is believed to have originated from monta vista\ high school in early January 2006 when seniors found themselves feeling malaise and apathy towards all their AP classes.

See senioritis

Sam: I spent six hours watching reruns of Friends, Seinfeld, and Gilmore Girls yesterday.
Frank: So did you study for the AP government test?
Sam: No, I'm gonna scube that.

Sam: Pelkey assigned three major projects due before the AP test?
Michael: Yeah.
Sam: That's smart. Anyway, Ima scube 'em.

by MV student February 11, 2006

scobies

Plural version of the Dublin slang word scobe.

Look at those scobies in that fucking muppet-mobile.

by doesnotcompute April 25, 2005