guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it
guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry
guy 2: dude scrotch it
guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry
by scrotchlover5000 May 24, 2010
by Necro January 19, 2004
The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.
Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
by A-Mazingness (and then some) March 27, 2009
by eleveneleven1111 October 14, 2018
by AlexAq May 18, 2019
by InSPYery October 21, 2017
When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'
by Jeff September 24, 2004