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scrotch

to scratch your crotch when it is dry, itchy, or chafing occurs.
guy 1: dude my crotch its itchy
guy 2: dude scrotch it

guy 1: scrotching feels sooo good when my balls are dry
by scrotchlover5000 May 25, 2010
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scrotch

To scratch one's Crotch
Dude, you seem to be scrotching a lot, have you got crabs?
by Necro January 19, 2004
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scrotch

The act of mightily punching a man's balls after he has said something you (a) don't agree with or (b) find offensive. Generally it is done with a fist, but numerous other things are acceptable (i.e. foot, knee, snowball, etc.) Generally only done to people you have known for a reasonable length of time.
Logan: Sara would totally hit that!
Sara: Would not! That brings your total up to 18.
Alex: What total?
Sara: Well, I've only known him for a month or two, so I can't scrotch him yet. But when I know him well enough, he's getting it.
Alex: That's what she said.
(A scrotch ensued shortly after this.)
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scrotch.

The verb to scratch a crotch. Either your own or someone elses.
"K, doooon't look. I have to scrotch...!"
by AlexAq May 17, 2019
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Scrotching

The act of scratching one's crotch in public
Gina, I made eye contact with Jerome while he was intensely scrotching. It was gross.
by eleveneleven1111 October 14, 2018
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Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch in public.
That’s so gross, did you see John scrotching in math today?!
by InSPYery October 20, 2017
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scrotch

When you have an itchy crotch and you need to scratch it - you can scratch your crotch. Alternativlely you can have a good 'SCROTCH'
I need a good scrotch
by Jeff September 24, 2004
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