Scroncho

When ending intercourse, or felatio, a man taps the glans of his penis upon the lips of cheek of a female (or other man) and yells "Scroncho!" as he ejaculates.

A:Yo man, that chick looks busted.
B:I'd totally scroncho her though.

A:I did your mom last night eheuheueh
B:I scroncho'd your mom last night

by Sammy1251 November 6, 2007

scranchy

a girl or person who has an array/assortment of sexually transmitted deseases, particularly on mouth or genitals.

ur mad scranchy, u got the scranchyness, alaska is scranchy from the dildo

by rom rom December 17, 2004

Scrunchy

A slang word for a person's arsehole.

Person 1: 'Have you ever noticed a person's sphincter looks quite like a scrunchy.'
Person 2: 'Now that you mention it, yes it does.'
Person 1: 'So in that case, I put it in Lisa's scrunchy last night.'

by CH405 May 28, 2010

scrunchy

The New Jersy white ghetto version of a cock ring. They cum in all colors and sizes.

"Joey-bag-O-donunts" favorite color Scrunchy is white because it matches his Iroc and favorite pair of Rebok high tops.

by Sofa King Stupid May 12, 2008

scrunchy

Grabbing a man's scrotum from behind and pulling it up through his ass cheeks, thus leaving him with a scrotum-wedgie.

Jimmy said that Ocho Cinco is the second best receiver in the NFL, so I gave him a scrunchy as punishment for his ignorance.

by Homotron April 7, 2007

scrunchy mama

A mother that uses both silky and crunchy methods of raising a child.

See Silky mama and Crunchy mama.

She uses cloth diapers and vaccinates on schedule so she is a scrunchy mama.

by MysPris November 12, 2013

Scrounchy

(Adjective) (Pronounced: scrown-chi) Something being good. superb, or top kek. Often in reference to memes or other dank affiliations.

Guy 1: Hows it slouching my guy

Guy 2: Pretty good, you see the clot goggles meme.

Guy 1: Yeah that shit was scrounchy

by Bensterf111 October 10, 2017