On the First Saturday of April, if you misspell any word you will be muted and unable to talk for 10 minutes straight.
by OfficialDefintionGuy March 13, 2021
A person that is slowed down that bangs screw a lot, loves to sip lean and represents texas like they should.
by texas_nigga_SOUTHSIDE_PLAYA January 19, 2010
cliques for girls whipe each others asses and fat girls where size 0 dresses. can't be the town you are in because then you are considered a reject, but in the next town over you are considered a goddess, and random people think you are really hot. it's cool to be anorexic in private and healthy in public so you can look hot in the next facebook selfie taken by @*^*!#, and full of hoes who make "private shabangs" screwed up cliques
by keanureaves_girlfraan April 27, 2016
by Holger B June 01, 2011
When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 03, 2019