scratched his cheeks

When you shot someone with a gun and they survived.

"I thought you were gon' take care of that dude, Mike"
"Nah, I just scratched his cheeks"

by MC$uspect June 26, 2019

head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

scratcher

An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

Mannn those cats at body tattoo are scratchers.

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.

That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.

by irishpete5 October 13, 2004

scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

Scratchies

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.

Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.

by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013