scragglepuss

skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.

-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.

Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"

2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."

by kevgroat January 24, 2010

Yolky scrambler

The act of placing your ballsack in one's mouth and farting on there chin.

Alec was spurting off at the mouth, when all at once Chase quickly and forcefully inserted his ballsack into Alec's mouth. sitting on his chin, pinning his head against the ground, his chin practically in chase's ass. chase farts on Alecs chin rattling that dome against the ground

chase: "oh man i just gave you a yolky scrambler"

by HellzAp0pin October 13, 2011

Egg Scrambler

The act of taking a bong rip, and before blowing it out, the individual hits a balloon with two nitrous whippits cracked into it.

The term was invented immediately following the come down of the nitrous by the pioneer who did it.

The 'Egg Scrambler' obviously refers to what happens to your brain after doing this moronic activity.

"Bill, I'm really craving some scrambled eggs. Could you find the egg scrambler and make me some?"

"Sure thing, honey. Take a hit off this bong and suck on this balloon. Maybe it will make you less retarded."

by GBE064OTF February 1, 2014

Scraggle punch

A term used to denote a dissheveled appearance that often accompanies a series of misfortunes such as to constitute a "bad day."

"Woah, what happened to you, you looked like you just got scraggle punched!"
"Man, the boss really scraggle punched your ass at the meeting today!"

by Amber Burke December 19, 2006

Scraggle Daggle

Daggle for short.
Lower class, Trashy, Dysfunctional female (mostly used to describe a Black female).

The vast majority of Black females are Scraggle Daggles.

by Truism the StormCrow August 1, 2022

Scroggers

A very good dog usually Australian terrier or schnauzer (also a ruthless dictator at times)

Oh look Scroggers just committed tax fraud

by Revvvv February 11, 2020

skraggle tooth

someone with an akwardly shaped front tooth that gets caught on most obsticles it meets

"Damn look at that skraggle tooth caught on the fence"

by DUBULAR July 7, 2008